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| Dragon Age: | Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Be quiet, I'm busy. |
| Assassin's Creed: | Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me. |
| Call of Duty: | Besides, she'll be playing me next. |
| Dragon Age: | No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here? |
| Call of Duty: | I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so. |
| Skyrim: | Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that? |
| Batman: | I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively. |
| Dragon Age: | Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me! |
| Wii: | Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like. |
| Sims: | It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah. |
| Homework: | It's really dark in this bookbag. |
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